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Her loss. If she had spoken to him she could have learned a lot about his revolutionary election victory.

Nobody thought he could win. But he won.

Bigly.
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message.


Becomes a struggle to tell if someone isn't interested or if they're just a moron.
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With your girlfriend, that is.
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KILBOTz posted...

pinky0926 posted...

"We see it, we focus on it, and then we can uh, negate that target".

Always bothers me how military types feel the need to overcomplicate the way they speak about stuff.

"We uh, approached the uh, median of the terraineous zone, then we were given confirmation to authorize a strike on the target, negating its uh, ability to continue functioning on battle."

Oh ok, so you entered the field and your boss told you to shoot the bad guy then

I think it's intentional dehumanizing language so killing people is easier.

Target neutralized.
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The people in power have to divide and conquer to keep the public under control.
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Fam_Fam posted...

can people not insult my mother? i'm stating something she said, and i think its an interesting conversation. there's no need to attack her for an opinion that she expressed that you disagree with. stop being dicks.

So we can't insult your mother but your mother can insult 50% of everyone on the planet?
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what in the fuck?
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The first PotC movie was the only good one.
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aren't there only like 2 total girls on this board

Neither of which I'd have any interest whatsoever in talking to.
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thought this topic was about with your girl
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to just kill Anakin and Obi-wan at the start of Episode 3?

Anakin and Obi-wan basically had no chance, but apparently it was all an 'elaborate plan'.

That plan could've easily failed and fucked him over.
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butthole666 posted...

Steve Nick posted...

you realize you're not gonna find anyone on tinder, right?

you think it's an option you're resorting to, but it's actually not.

no shit

It's more a thing of "maybe I'll find someone to message when I'm bored"

No I mean that's not going to happen. You are not going to find anyone.
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Also here's a completely modernized version that has more bits:


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you realize you're not gonna find anyone on tinder, right?

you think it's an option you're resorting to, but it's actually not.
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tinder will not help you
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Philoktetes posted...

it's not funny

it's vulgarity for the sake of vulgarity

FUCK YOU LARRY!
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Civ probably needs multiple AI diplomacy settings for the game.

Do you want to play with an AI that respects diplomacy and acts in a realistic manner from a real world perspective?

Or do you want to play with a psycho who's only ambition is to win the game?
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DemonBuffet posted...

Monday posted...

Buy all 3 then flip them on Ebay.

You know you want to.

I kinda want to actually lol

There's no longer any profit margin to be made in that market.

Sellers are ASKING for $389 for a Switch now, retail price $300. That's just what they're asking for. They're selling slow at that price. And these are professional sellers with 20k+ feedback on ebay having trouble moving it at $389.

Factor in e-bay fee, shipping fees, tax You're going to end up MAYBE making $30 for yourself and it's gonna be a fucking hassle to see that $30.
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Is like, holy shit, everything works in a logically sound way and has mechanics behind it that all makes sense?
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MEGAsoldier posted...

I mean, I usually don't chalk things up to time travel in my life either. I think something being a huge coincidence is more likely than fucking time travel.

Uh, Vegeta knew Trunks was a time traveler from the get-go...
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I guess he had spent a lot of time blowing up asteroids and screaming
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tagging this
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definitely one at OP's mom's house.
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It took Vegeta 3+ years and Piccolo calling out Trunk's name for him to figure out that the super saiyan from the future is his son. When him and Kakarot are the only saiyans alive other than Gohan, who's a child.
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You walking, bro?
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also, i'd use the powers to pick up chicks.
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justaguy3492 posted...

Can Krillan destroy planets in DB Super?

Krillin can destroy planets as of the Namek Saga.
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-Tell a newbie to press Alt + Tab instead of Alt + F4 to troll them.
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idk....
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she just NEEEEEVEEEER stops texting you.
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I prefer male cats because they're better at exterminating wildlife.
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Alucard188 posted...

mehmeh1 posted...

masenko->kamehameha

anyways, I'll ask the question next:
How did goku and his "grandpa" reunite (also, what was his "grandfather"'s name?)

Grandpa's name was Gohan. Goku and grandpa reunited thanks to Fortuneteller Baba calling him from the dead as a ghost. Don't remember the reason why, though.

iirc, the reason why was to fuck his shit up
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That was the only question I had. Somebody else ask one.
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Question 1. What was kid Gohan's signature move? And what move did he change his signature move to be as an adolescent and adult?
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Hearts of Iron 4
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30% of people think he's presidential?
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that's dhalsim I believe
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how do you prove your address in order to get a license?

I don't even understand the question

my place just accepted my address at face value
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Well, full orcs aren't usually fully playable races in a lot of systems. That's why there's half-orcs.
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Someone that everyone can be racist to.

Filthy fucking half-elves.
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MelzezDoor posted...

Steve Nick posted...

She acted like, really disproportionately excited over me, wanted my phone number and told me she was definitely going to text me that night, and asked me how late I stay up.

Then I just never heard anything from her.

Wtf?

Spyware

Are you saying this girl was living spyware? Should I not have clicked?
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Laserion posted...

Chicken_Butt posted...

It could very well be at that moment you were the most incredible thing she'd ever seen,

and then immediately met someone even more awesome, and texted that person instead.

what do they have that I don't?
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Well, his book was originally on the #1 seller list by pre-orders alone before he was silenced by the liberal media.
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FFVII_REMAKE posted...

Maybe she's practicing for a bigger target.

You think she's just leveling her dialogue skills?
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She acted like, really disproportionately excited over me, wanted my phone number and told me she was definitely going to text me that night, and asked me how late I stay up.

Then I just never heard anything from her.

Wtf?
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wow, TC literally isn't interested in the literal new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm that literal stars Larry David
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You would be ostracizing yourself at the average party if you tried to pick up a girl by showing her your Switch.
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Zero_Destroyer posted...

I'm gonna apply Occam's Razor here: Independents stopped supporting Trump, and most of Trump's support comes from his largely Republicans base.

What a novel idea.

Independents never supported Trump.

They just voted for him.
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